Wednesday, January 14, 2009

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write
'For Marijuana'

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk, and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'..

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running toward the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go..'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.


I know most of you have seen this, I just thought it was hilarious!!


6 comments:

cyclingred said...

The last one was very funny. Reminds me of an experience I had with my mother. She was in her 80's and a widow. I took her to the drug store to buy something. I can't remember what. I was reading the label to her and it said do not take if you are pregnant or planning on becoming pregnant. You know how old people often speak so loud everyone can hear.

My mother made a comment about if she was planning on getting pregnant. Everyone in the store heard and laughed. Two older women waiting for prescriptions made a good natured joke. The other funny thing was my mother's indignant funny comment about the "old ladies" joking about pregnancy for my mother. They were old but she was certainly older and didn't see it.

The whole episode was pretty funny.

Ronda's Rants said...

My girlfriend still writes in the Memo section...For Sex. Too funny ...have a great day!

RBK's Realm said...

You are correct- I have seen this but never tire of seeing them again because they are not implausible.

Like Rhonda, I liked 5 and have noted her friend's gimmick to pass on to my other girlfriends.

Good to see you back in blogworld

Nana said...

That was too funny, my husband would do everyone of those things! Except the last one, he claims they don't make em big enough. When ever I write my mom a check in the memo I write For Drugs.

Nana said...

I felt the same way about your blog. Will be following!

Ryan Ashley Scott@Optimistic Cynicism said...

I am soooo laughing at this - haven't seen it before, actually. My husband won a fantasy league and started getting checks in the mail from the losers, and one of them wrote "vibrators" in the memo section. He was horrified.

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